Hahahahaha I want this job.
"The voice of the crowd rises into one universal scream as we roll into the fading evening light, but neither of us us reacts. I simply fix my eyes on a point in the far distance and pretend there is no audience, no hysteria. I can’t help catching glimpses of us on the huge screen along the route, and we are not just beautiful, we are dark and powerful. No, more. We star-crossed lovers from District 12, who suffered so much and enjoyed so little the rewards of our victory, do not seek the fans’ favor, grace them with our smiles, or catch their kisses. We are unforgiving.”